Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.

On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.

by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011

Sociopathic sock

Someone who is good at making shitpost and also is a god gamer.

Sociopathic sock is very good at Dead Cells

by Microwaveman69 March 22, 2021

moc-socks

wearing socks with moccassins because its too cold outside to wear them barefoot, or you just dont want your feet to smell;)

its really cold outside but i still wana wear moccassins!

then just wear moc-socks!

by justinbieberlikesme March 19, 2011

Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008