Snapping Turtle

Someone who takes a long time to snap back

Jake: Damn Jacob play that music!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!

by WildThang903 July 27, 2016

sapphy

A very derogatory term to describe a lesbian or bisexual woman

Have you seen Linda holding hands with Chrissy? What a fucking sapphy!

by NofreedomX0X0 July 26, 2017

whipper snapper

1.(Adj.)Used by old ass biaatches to describe young punk ass beaatches. Usually heard around a game of Botchi Ball or Shuffle Board.
2.(Noun)Term used to describe a woman who likes to be smacked in the face with a shlong.

#1
old man #1:I hate all those WHIPPER SNAPPERS in the mall. They always get in the way of my speed walking.
old man #2:Stop complaining and throw the damn Botchi ball.


#2
Bob:Damn girl, you're a freak!
Lisa:You know I am, I love it!
Bob:Wipe your face.

by Dee Snuts September 18, 2003

Snapperhead

Man with a small penis, a small penis.

Frankie never changed in front of other people, or had a piss in a urinal due to his snapperhead penis.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Scappa

Ska-poh ~Noun, An atheist holiday celebrated by a small group of electrical engineers in Canada. The origins of this holiday are ancient and mysterious and are kept secret by the leaders of the unnamed atheist religion participating in Scappa. Traditions include, eating "low quality resistors" (burnt humans or, since some of the grand creators of the holiday were vegetarian, eating vegetables shaped like low quality resistors), plotting evil schemes to conquer the world and wearing resistor rings on one's little finger. Some unnamed atheist religionists, believe that Scappa Claus appears in a feathered mask on the night of Scappa to deliver free "circuit components" and dead babies.

Happy Scappa! My you enjoy many log and prosperous years of killing people with 320 Watt power supplies.

by Scappa Claus December 26, 2009

Shapping

masturbating in the shower.

Best thing ever: a good morning shapping

by Shlapping May 1, 2015

Red Snapper

An insulting term given to a woman who is suffering from major PMS symptoms or a women who has her period. Snapper is a term for a womans vagina, and red equals its current state.

"Watch out for Jodi, shes acting like a red snapper today"

"Dude, I dont know why Mike went home with Shirley, she's got a Red Snapper today"

"Watch out for Jodi, shes acting like a red snapper today"

"Dude, I dont know why Mike went home with Shirley, she got a Red Snapper today"

by twistedshadylady June 28, 2009