smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.

Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...

by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014

Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.

Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!

by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015

surfster

A snowboarder, surfer, or skateboarder, a similar person, or one of their hanger-ons, such as a bro, gf or maybe a poser, or someone just with a similar image.

This lame guy doesn't know anything about video games or tattoos, but a surfster would probably understand that.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 4, 2015

Smursday

Smursday is a day nestled inside Thursday where nothing really happens. Usually, fans of 'Smursday' do little between the hours of 10 and 11am. "Oh that Bagdat loves a Smursday" "Baggy is so in Smursday right now"

"Oh that Bagdat loves a Smursday"
"Baggy is so in Smursday right now"

by Steve Maule August 31, 2015

Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.

Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.

by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015