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Papa Smurf

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.
Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.
by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020
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Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.
“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”
by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023
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psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together
Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?
by starr7 May 13, 2022
mugGet the psycho smurfsmug.

Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Smurfed AFmug.

Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)
Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF
by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016
mugGet the Smurfmug.

smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years
Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!
by bambo15 April 22, 2017
mugGet the smurf onionmug.

Smurf Monkey

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.

- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna
by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021
mugGet the Smurf Monkeymug.

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