Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

slow

this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.

-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow

by caridad b November 10, 2018

Slow Body

Meaning something is slow, dumb, or stupid.

Okay slow body

by gloforre July 17, 2025

a slow

it's not a noun, but it's just "a" followed by the adjective "slow". very simple, very flexibly usable.

think of a slow train

a slow way to go

a two hour lecture is a slow way to learn

by Elat' February 13, 2022

Slow bug

When someone does something dumb

You slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 1, 2020

Slow

EDWINNNNNN

This mfer is slow

by Pop rocks 07 May 16, 2021

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps

chris can’t slow whine

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020