stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

Slow whine

an iconic song with basically one lyric

Chris can’t slow whine ugh what a loser

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Fast or Slow

Stroke Speed

“Fast or slow?” Asks Sara
“Slow.” Answers Jake
“We are over!” Exclaims Sara

by kanyesbestie November 4, 2021

slow stuff

made not manufactured using local and sustainable materials and processes. created with the ethos of the slow movement in mind...

www.slow.stuff.co.uk
slow stuff from norfolk

by slow stuff November 6, 2010