Sloppy Dallas

Receiving a blowjob from a person with an oral cavity full of chewing tobacco.

Hannah gave me a sloppy dallas . It was cool until she put a fuckin' top-hat on my pecker!

by AlnisPat October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your significant other gives you a blowjob with dip

Matt: "You want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?"
Eric: "Yeah, lemme get you a Copenhagen."

by a moist eggroll October 15, 2020

sloppy lawn

When an unshaven females genitalia has been ejaculated upon.

"My girl has the best sloppy lawn"

by TitsTami May 23, 2014

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

The doo gave mc nasty a sloppy Dallas

by A long breadstick October 15, 2020

sloppy sierra

A fall down drunk "bride to be" causing a scene with her Bachelorette party girls in Stateline, Nevada, or South Lake Tahoe.

See that broad over there yelling at the security guard, she's a real Sloppy Sierra...

by My cock! January 18, 2022

Sloppy Shirou

The act of getting a command spell tattooed on your penis then casting a level 69 hardening curse on it until your balls split into swords and you fuck every girl around you senseless.

Shirou: I am the bone of my sword.

Gilgamesh: That mongrel is going to give those women Sloppy Shirous!

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014