skeet bomb

An unusually large load of cum, often dumped on a bitch's face.

Sean: That bitch Ellen sure can suck a dick.

Allan: Yeah, bitch sucked it so hard I dropped a mad skeet bomb.

by C Domack December 27, 2007

meet and skeet

immediate sex upon meeting a girl from an online dating service in person

When my wife and I first met after using E-harmony, it was a meet and skeet.

by travlax April 24, 2009

Leet skeet

Skeet that is leet
That act of skeeting leetly
Leetly skeeting

That haxxorz just leet skeet on my feet

by Ek10C December 12, 2008

skeet donuts

the most luscious donut concieved by man! usually a filled donut with the creamy filling skeeted right in... kinky!

hey essay let me tell smthin to chu eh? yo down for some skeet donuts today essay!?

by unit... aka j-unit December 6, 2006

skeet trough

A person who consumes an excessive amount of skeet, or semen.

Go drink from a skeet trough you nasty bitch!!!

by Miss Jones November 26, 2007

dirty skeet

Dirty Skeet refers to a young mischievous and unhygienic individual.
It derives from the word Skitter, which older men or women would call a young mischievous boy or girl.

Over time Skeet replaced Skitter and Dirty Skeet came about from children coming back home unclean from playing outside.

Where's Martin?
Oh he's upstairs washing his hands, they were filthy.

He's a wee Dirty Skeet.

by Pedro Niños April 5, 2016

Skeet reet

When you nut on the phone and don't respond to any messages or calls for 4 hours

Person 1:"did u hear from John last night?"
Person2:"nah man he hit me with that skeet reet"

by Casss2428 April 18, 2019