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Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.
by Dagisgay April 3, 2025
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Olivia Simon

a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.
"Oof that girl reminds me of Olivia Simon"
by truthbtoldbeach October 22, 2018
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nia simone

An amazing singer. Usually caramel or brown skin. She likes to wear her natural hair or bomb a** weaves. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. She’s cute & innocent looking but she is so sexy at the same time.
She is very intuitive & wise. She is hilarious and quirky. She is super creative & loves using her hands to be artistic. Nia Simone’s are usually sapiosexual & spiritual AF.. Drop some knowledge on her.. she’ll adore you for it. She is feisty so you don’t want to get on her bad side.
She loves to laugh, if you want a Nia Simone, make her laugh & you’ll be sure to spark her attention.
Nia Simone is so Dopeeee, have you listened to her new song yet?
by indigo111 March 26, 2023
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Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.
Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls
by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024
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Simone

Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.

It was quite the opposite.

Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.

So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.

I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.

Yours and yours only,
M.

Simone (Italian male name)
She would’ve let the world burn if only Simone had asked her.
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
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Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth
ur a simon
by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024
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simons..wifeyy

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.
Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡
by Schnapples.supremacy September 9, 2021
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