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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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Simon

A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.
Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment
by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.
Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.
by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020
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Simonsom

A mental disorter categorised by having deep feelings for a simona.
"Dude i think i got simonsom ,ive been crying after simona for an hour now!"
"Bro...same ive been crying after simona for a year...yeah i prolly got it too !"
by Ivskivs March 24, 2020
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Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern
by cim1337 April 4, 2020
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Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern
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Simon

A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.

They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
by Suizzle April 10, 2020
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