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Satan

The most arrogant, self sentered bastard you’ll ever meet, the enemy of God, the enemy of Humanity, hates all that is good, hates every one and every thing, hates all of creation, doomed to hell, but brings everyone possible down with him.

Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.
Satan deserves nothing.
by Joe mama1928478291 April 17, 2024
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Satan Nigger Rape Madness

The best protein power. Gets you high and your hopes too, you aren’t reaching that fucking deadlift you fucking fatass.
P1”hey have you tried Satan Nigger Rape Madness? It helped me get my 90kg deadlift in!”
P2 “my fucking negro… that’s the basic fucking deadlift weight normal people could lift”
by AnalbeadLicker553 January 9, 2025
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Satan's raspberry

When somebody bends over and spreads their ass cheeks so you can blow them a raspberry right on their chocolate button
Dude, last night she gave me Satan's raspberry. Yeah she told me to bend over and spread my cheeks and then she blew a raspberry on my butthole, it was like taking a fart without the effort.
by Papa_Grande June 29, 2024
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Satan

A creature who is in over his head, but doesn't know it until he meets you! (From the rear)
If SATAN figures out where I'm going, it might help him to regain his once cherished HEART!
by Justin Neff January 8, 2022
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Creation of Satan

Apparently, the Latin word for Pokemon, Harry Potter and Tibia.
"Stop watching this creation of Satan!"
by álfur December 23, 2018
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Tomato Satan

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
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Satan

the guy who everyone hates for no reason even though he punishes evil and has killed far less then god
satan is trying his best give him a break
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