Safety Tobe

When a person farts audibly around a group of people, the last person to place the palm of their right hand on top of their head loses and "eats the fart."

Nikki: *Fart*
Dan: "Safety tobe"
Emily: "Safety tobe"
Mark: "Aw, man I lost again"

by Emsnangel February 21, 2009

Safety Friend

A friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. Most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. Side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.

Alex: Man, I'm tired of all my new friends. They were so "of the moment"

John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.

by ajjellz June 19, 2009

Saftey Monitor

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.

hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!

by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011

Salty Snail

When an alpha male is pile driving his lady in the wilderness he releases his baby gravy all over her sweet vaginal lips while she lays on her back. He then crab walks to the top of her head forcing his member to her bare skin creating a trail of man juice all along the center of her body like a snail trail

I now feel more of man, you should have seen that salty snail trail

by Midgetsbowlcuts May 2, 2014

Uncle Salty

A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.

Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.

by Hambone the Rhino May 20, 2010

salty

Upset, embarrassed or indignant as a result of humiliation or wrong-doing by another person. Salty was most often heard in Chicago up to about the mid-nineties.

I completely forgot about our plans and she was waiting around for like an hour; now's she's all salty.

by Morgan Patrick April 13, 2005

salty kiss

A kiss given after a girl has given oral sex to another guy. Generally within 15 minutes.

Dude, Ted totally got a salty kiss from jessica! She just sucked off Josh!

by saltykisser September 20, 2010