magic rub

What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.

"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom

by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017

Danger Rub

to rub someones private area in a public place trying not to get caught.

with my burd having a danger rub on the bus.

was in the cinema with the misses and she gave me a bit of a danger rub till i got hard.

by ldanger January 11, 2012

rubbing your wall

a slang term for jorking your peanits coined by Brainless_VT some femboy pigeon vtuber

Guy1: hey uh where the fuck is Guy3?
Guy2; he’s rubbing his wall
Guy3: GUYS I’M RUBBING MY WALL!
Guy1: WE GET IT YOU’RE RUBBING YOUR WALL!

by DahliaTheWeremoth October 24, 2025

Rub a dud

When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.

Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!

"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"

"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"

by Ulgubulgu February 4, 2020

Sub Rub

The act of massaging one’s abdominal at the injection site of one’s sublocade shot to excite and release the medication into the blood stream to induce an immediate high.

We watched our friend in rehab sub rub his Buddha belly over FaceTime and get lit af.

by whokilleddelaware January 27, 2024

Pork Rub

Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.

"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"

"Redbull and ham!"

by Jrflash2005 December 15, 2024

chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014