Retardable 

An adjective describing someone who is adorable in their retardation

"So is a cat burglar someone who steals cats?"

"You're so retardable katie."

Retardable by peachykeenman May 18, 2011

Retard 

The person who typed in Retard in the search bar

You: types in retard

Search bar: no u

Retard by TheRevenger706 August 21, 2018

big retard head

a big retard head. a head that is as big as a retarded persons cranium

"woah did you see danas big retard head? gross"

big retard head by Chesca April 10, 2008

retard puppet

A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.

Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.

Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.

johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.

retard puppet by jeff schmichael June 20, 2006

retard coffee 

The specific coffee created by a retard in which you heat water to a warm temperature and drop two coffee beans into it. As said by the creator(me)it looks like someone pooped in your water. all tho this sounds nasty, it actually tastes like water. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"aye look at mah boy over there tryin to make that retard coffee."

retard coffee by Earth-Child69 March 11, 2009

Remtard 

A slow "rem"

You remtard!

Remtard by I am a fucking sado March 4, 2011

fuckin' retard 

Definition 1: You.
Definition 2: Someone who is mentally ill and is also fuckin'.
Definition 3: Yo mamma last night.

You are a fuckin' RETARD!

fuckin' retard by Max Nadler June 16, 2008