ring a ding ding ding

The sound a dirt bike makes when it starts up.

Bro #1 - Bro, you NEED to see my new dirt bike.

Bro #2 - Bro, what does it sound like?

Bro #1 - When you start it up, it sounds like "ring a ding ding ding"

Bro #2 - That's pretty sweet bro.

by Herb-scout April 16, 2014

Ring Rust

A veteran of the anal arts, but is out of practice after a long layoff.

I asked my boyfriend to only use one finger in my asshole today. I'm not ready for anything more due to ring rust.

by Mgbasement January 19, 2019

Damien Ricing

To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics.
1) Light scented candles
2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor.
3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours).
4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive.

If this doesn't work nothing will.

He gave her a right 'Damien Ricing' last night.

by Rebecca Muirhead December 10, 2007

chilli ring sting

A soreness/redness/itching of the bum hole area- often associated with chaffing.

Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.

Phil: "How's the chafe pat?"

Pat: "This is easily the worst case of chilli ring sting i've ever had"

by Dr Stewberry November 21, 2009

Red Ring of Death

1. Xbox 360 code for "Fuck You"
2. When a '360 flicks you off
3. When the built in "Crash Timer" of your xbox runs out and you have to pay to wind it up again.

1. (To my Xbox) Fuck you too.
2. The red ring of death flicked me off and I was forced to flick microsoft off.
3. The red ring of death timer went off. Ill just give microsoft all of my money to wind it up again

by ironmaiden8667 September 13, 2010

redneck racing stripes

Spatters of chew and spit on the side of a pickup. They emerge when a redneck spits out of his sidewindow, not taking care of where his chew-spit lands.

A: Oh man, have you seen those redneck racing stripes on the side of his pickup truck?
B: So gross. This guy must be from Alabama.

by rollztide July 19, 2012

Septum ring

The septum ring is a piercing through the septum, in-between the nostrils. Contrary to some beliefs, it does NOT go through cartilage, it goes through a soft area called the “sweet spot”.

Person 1: I’m thinking about getting a septum ring.

Person 2: I say go for it, unless you’re afraid of needles

by Whothefrick September 11, 2018