ranker

U.S. variation on the British term "wanker", meaning asshole. Mostly used by California chicano gang members. Perhaps the only example of Cockney influence on cholo talk.

that pinche puto is a serious ranker

by Rattus cattus December 7, 2006

Homestar Runner

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homestaw Wunnew!

by DeadlyHomsar August 28, 2003

ranger

someone with red hair

look at that ranger gleaming in the sun

by crazed_mofo June 30, 2004

road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005

ranger time

Canadian for doggy style. Coined by Eugene Mirmam- see youtube.

"What you call doggy style, in Canada is called 'ranger time'."

"Those stray dogs are totally ranger timing it."

"Last night was ranger time."

by Fake Death October 8, 2008

runners dick

Chaffing of the tip of the dick, commonly caused from running

"Charlie got that runners dick after that 5 mile. It burnt the tip of his dick off!"

by Balockay740 December 11, 2015

honey runner

Someone (typically otherwise single) having extramarital sex with an (often older) partner. Honey is a euphemism for sex and the honey runner often has to run out the back door to escape the spouse. Also using "runner" in the sense of trafficking in something illegal or illicit.

Young Joe is seeing Yolanda behind the back of her husband Terry. I could have told you Joe has always been Yolanda's honey runner.

by Fearman August 4, 2007