Poop

Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee!

by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 30, 2005

poop

P - People
O - Order
O - Our
P - Patties

Causing them to poop!

by The Dalai Lama June 10, 2007

what the poop

an expression substituting a curse for poop
WHAT THE POOP

WHAT THE POOP! poop what the ? hi

by BARBRA STREISAND June 10, 2008

poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.

example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.

by lorielle September 24, 2007

poop shotgun

The art of shot-gunning a beer while hovering over a toilet. After completion of drinking the beer, spread your butt cheeks with both hands, bear down while applying extreme force to launch feces.

Hey Hotard! Come watch this shit, Ellis is attempting a poop shotgun!!

by Tiny1985 December 24, 2016

poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

poop spores

Tiny poop particles that fly through the bathroom air when the seat is up and the toilet is aflush.

I'm not going to use your toilet paper for Kleenex because of the poop spores on them! Silly goose!

by mojorider567 April 4, 2008