Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

by Ok gurl January 22, 2018

potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.

God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.

by jk_actually February 27, 2011

Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

nato potato

a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees

He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.

by herdi March 26, 2008

Potato Sacker

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.

damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!

by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

Hot Potato

The roach of a blunt or joint. It's called a hot potato because it gets hotter with each pass.

Yo dude, I'm gonna roll a new joint. That hot potato keeps burning me.

by Lost and forgotten October 8, 2016