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Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)
Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*
by TurtleNugget911 November 26, 2019
mugGet the Dancing Potatomug.

Potato Gang

The Potato Gang is a group of 4 friends with an emotional bond with potatoes.
"Tian, Anna, Jett and Godson are in Potato Gang"
by TheUrbanPotato September 24, 2021
mugGet the Potato Gangmug.

potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.
God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.
by jk_actually February 27, 2011
mugGet the potato pocketsmug.

nato potato

He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.
by herdi March 26, 2008
mugGet the nato potatomug.

Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.
This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.
by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010
mugGet the Potato Mashermug.

Pashed Potatoes

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.
"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"
by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009
mugGet the Pashed Potatoesmug.

Potato Sacker

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.
damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!
by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009
mugGet the Potato Sackermug.

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