Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can

Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.

by DukeOfNarwhals July 12, 2018

Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

by SLLS August 19, 2018

Pork

Vigorous sex

Karen and Dean pork the shit out of each other on Wednesdays.

"Hey Karen lets pork in the kitchen tonight!"

by FoodPorn August 23, 2018

pork

pork the flesh of a pig used as food you know pork fried rice come on this is easy

customer: can i get some pork fried rice and half a chicken.
cashier: is this for here or to go.

by Zack Mcmaster June 5, 2018