when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there
by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013

by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013

1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
by Lucyfur October 15, 2008

The word originated from the Phrase "To Tea-Bag."
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."
Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."
Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.
by Punkoli January 12, 2012

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by redrocket26 February 27, 2009
