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Politics

Bullshit that people will kill one another over because that is how you build cohesiveness in a country: Division.
"I don't get into Politics because no politician gives a damn about the general population; only power."
by J3ll0f1ng3r5 January 8, 2021
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Politics

A bunch of old men whining over who gets control of the big red button
"Did you hear the news?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some orange peel just bombed half of Nigeria!"
"Man, fuck politics"
by sauceyassmonkey September 18, 2020
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lego politics

A term used when describing life because "lego politics" is pointless to anyone other than a lego.
John: Look on the bright side you're living!
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless
by GGATOR April 17, 2017
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Political punishment

When a Liberal does something STUPID! then gets what the Liberal deserves. heheh...
(Political punishment) Def: Liberal "Lets raise taxes 45% to support strip clubs" Any normal person AKA Conservative" No you crack head!, that's a terrible idea" Then conservative throws a rock at the liberals' nuts then pours 1,000,000 degree chicken noodle soup on the Liberal's face" That's you Political punishment
by Honky donkey22 November 25, 2021
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Political Observer

An unaffiliated individual, neither Conservative nor Liberal, who acknowledges the hypocrisy of both or all parties, and gets chewed out by pointing their own flaws they refuse to acknowledge.
Liberal and Conservative thoughts: Pfft. Political Observer? They're just a Liberal/Conservative staying in the closet.
by d4140n_4h3_1 November 15, 2020
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politics

What the fuck is wrong with Politics?
Everything..
by _bIlLiE eYeLaSh_ May 29, 2019
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Political Analphabet

A political analphabet it's a person that doesn't have any deep knowledge in politics. Most of the issue comes from the lack of reading books, poor analysis of information, and the person getting all of his knowledge from memes born from political shitposting that simplify all of the information.
Person A: Look at this meme "Person B", this is totally you in the political spectrum.
Person B: STFU "Person A", you are a political analphabet
by mctwist23 June 27, 2020
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