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political blackhole

Political blackhole is a terminology for people who have sometimes extreme beliefs so convoluted and mixed from both sides of the aisle which will make centrists cry in tears. The result is a very controversial mixbag of innocent ideas backed by extremely controversial arguments
Person 1: I support black people being trans because I hate the blacks and wish their population would decrease!
Person 2: What a political blackhole nut!
by man367519 September 28, 2022
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Greyscaled Politics

A state in which the ideological boundaries between the Left and Right become so blurred and nuanced that they appear virtually indistinguishable, raising questions about whether any meaningful difference exists at all. In greyscaled politics, the stark contrasts of partisan identity give way to a subdued spectrum, where rival parties adopt overlapping policies, share comparable economic orthodoxies, and converge on issues once thought to mark their distinctiveness. This blurring of political colour not only diminishes the clarity of ideological choice for the electorate but also encourages cynicism, disillusionment, and the sense of a homogenised political class.
Person 1: "You know what I’ve started calling Labour these days? Blue Labour. They sound more like Conservatives every election."

Person 2: "Ha! And the Tories might as well be Red Tories the way they borrow old Labour slogans when it suits them."

Person 1: "Exactly. Half the time I can’t tell who’s meant to stand for what anymore."

Person 2: "That’s Greyscaled Politics for you, when the Left and the Right blur so much that all you’re left with is different shades of the same grey."
by DemocracySold September 4, 2025
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bullshit political

All he says is bullshit political.
Donald Trump is bullshit.
by Okidokey May 4, 2017
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lego politics

A term used when describing life because "lego politics" is pointless to anyone other than a lego.
John: Look on the bright side you're living!
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless
by GGATOR April 17, 2017
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politics

What the fuck is wrong with Politics?
Everything..
by _bIlLiE eYeLaSh_ May 29, 2019
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Politics

A bunch of old men whining over who gets control of the big red button
"Did you hear the news?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some orange peel just bombed half of Nigeria!"
"Man, fuck politics"
by sauceyassmonkey September 18, 2020
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Political Observer

An unaffiliated individual, neither Conservative nor Liberal, who acknowledges the hypocrisy of both or all parties, and gets chewed out by pointing their own flaws they refuse to acknowledge.
Liberal and Conservative thoughts: Pfft. Political Observer? They're just a Liberal/Conservative staying in the closet.
by d4140n_4h3_1 November 15, 2020
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