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Pineapple pizza

by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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Pineapple

Pineapple has a big shlong
by Brownies dick sucker 69420 October 14, 2021
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pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.
by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019
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Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.
by HairyApples June 16, 2020
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Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special

The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.

The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.

Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.
Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."

Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."
by iLolbit February 18, 2017
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