pee split

A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.
Ted: I caught Joel pulling a pee split this morning!
Randy: I didn't even know he was gay!
by rompmonster January 06, 2009
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peeing in the pool

Apart from the obvious meaning of urinating in the swimming pool, this term is also used to describe when someone is stealthily disturbing someone else's party or other gathering.
Spreading the rumour that there was something wrong with the drinks, Johnny was really peeing in the pool at Henry's place.
by EliasG April 05, 2019
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Pee-rect

(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)
I'd totally bang you right now, but I'm too pee-rect. Could you cover up or something? I gotta get this pee-rection down first so I can pee.
by BmoreHon5 June 07, 2010
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wizard pee

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.
Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.
by klv May 24, 2010
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Big Pee

New on the scene of 2005- Big Pee is the bad ass gangsta from the hood of Lancashire. With his wicked rythms and Breakbeats mixed with the voice of a man who knows wheres it at- this guy is da new Eminem. Still needs a recording contract- unbelievable
"When i roll in the hood with my goats and my grapes,
im like an oil painting hung up in the tate. Come on! (dont be late).
I'm like George Bush, I'm head of the states
like a blazing bear sniffing your underwear.
And i mix it (like a teddy bears picnic)
by Boss Doggy January 23, 2005
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soft pee

A nickname given to females with the name Sophie, Spofie, or any other spelling variation.
My pee isn't soft, but my nickname is soft pee
by soft pee princess May 22, 2008
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The poo poo pee pee man

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.
by Ardi Tardi August 29, 2020
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