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faux pee

When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.
Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.
by JJE October 12, 2008
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peeing in the pool

Apart from the obvious meaning of urinating in the swimming pool, this term is also used to describe when someone is stealthily disturbing someone else's party or other gathering.
Spreading the rumour that there was something wrong with the drinks, Johnny was really peeing in the pool at Henry's place.
by EliasG April 5, 2019
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pee split

A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.
Ted: I caught Joel pulling a pee split this morning!
Randy: I didn't even know he was gay!
by rompmonster January 6, 2009
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Big Pee

New on the scene of 2005- Big Pee is the bad ass gangsta from the hood of Lancashire. With his wicked rythms and Breakbeats mixed with the voice of a man who knows wheres it at- this guy is da new Eminem. Still needs a recording contract- unbelievable
"When i roll in the hood with my goats and my grapes,
im like an oil painting hung up in the tate. Come on! (dont be late).
I'm like George Bush, I'm head of the states
like a blazing bear sniffing your underwear.
And i mix it (like a teddy bears picnic)
by Boss Doggy January 23, 2005
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soft pee

A nickname given to females with the name Sophie, Spofie, or any other spelling variation.
My pee isn't soft, but my nickname is soft pee
by soft pee princess May 21, 2008
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wizard pee

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.
Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.
by klv May 25, 2010
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The poo poo pee pee man

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.
Oh No, the poo poo pee pee man is coming after us!
by Ardi Tardi August 29, 2020
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