Parker

A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.

I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.

by Pablo Sr., Father of Pablo June 6, 2022

Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.

This is so Parker French.

by Parker French May 18, 2019

parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

by Daroobee October 15, 2022

Parker Campion

Kaleon Campion’s sexy ass man. Aka his big cock daddy.

Parker Campion? I heard that’s Kaleon’s boyfriend! #gaypride 🥺

by parkershusband January 14, 2022

Peter parker

I FRIGGEN LOVE HIM!!!!! He is adorable and so cute

Peter Parker is spiderman

by Marvel is AMAZING May 14, 2021

parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

Parker

A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.

girl 1: Parker is a really nice guy

girl 2: he is so caring

by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022