Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey
Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
Person b: Hey
Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
by Mama trance July 20, 2023
Get the Certified pre-owned childmug. <.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>mug. by Moron77 May 23, 2022
Get the Owning a PCmug. When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
Get the polish your own pedestalmug. Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
Get the Birthing your own grinchmug. 
Synonymous to "don't".
Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?
Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.
Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.
Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.
Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.
by Skrtgangster June 3, 2018
Get the Ownmug.