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owen and kelley

Owen and Kelley are so fucking good together
by JJ1307 October 4, 2020
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Owen

Owen is a guy that is really crazy in front of everybody, but he’s calm around his parents. he’s roughly 5’11 with blonde hair and blue eyes. He’s not very big; scrawny In fact. He always text online girls that don’t go to his school because everyone thinks he’s gay. Owen is a active vegan that is really involved in the LGBTQ community.
Stop being an “owen”
by Owen you’re owen February 9, 2020
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Owen thompson

VERY LARGE PENIS; LIKE PUSHING 14inches.
That is Owen thompson
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owen stillings

Owen stillings is a chode.
by Pussy cats suck May 14, 2018
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Owen

Owen is a boy who often has troubles fitting his dick thought doorways. But don’t worry, it’ll still fit in Nolan’s ass.
by Sloan27262 October 20, 2019
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Owen McGowan

Owen McGowan is golum
by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024
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Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023
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