owen

wastes your time dont talk to an owen <3

girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen

girl2: oh..
girl1: what

girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now

girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)

by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023

OWEN STRINGER

Guy with the big head

Guy one: did you see that’s guys massive head
Guy two: yea that’s Owen Stringer

by Acesucksballs October 22, 2023

Klandice Owens

A POC who who goes against a basic humility that a strong POC should have and goes at the Behest of Every White Nationalist and racical bigot that speaks English even if it means they will never regonize her as a true Equal or Human who's not seen 4 just their skin

Racist 1: hey did you see Klandice Owens on The Daily Wire Last Week
Racist 2: Don't you mean Candice Owens
Racist 1: yeah but every non-racist calls her that because she's black but has the Brain of a Inbred Hitler Loving Obese 54yo White Alabamian

Racist 2 : oh, as long as she's on our side I could give a fuck

Racist 1 : Kewl

by DXRTY-NXKES December 21, 2023

owen

A fat little beaner who sucks at soccer and sits on the bench the whole time. He runs out of breath and can’t even shoot one goal. He’s annoying and is a fat little beaner and a hoe and he likes to talk to little children

Marvid Sanchez : Omg is that owen MY MAN?!
Owen: Yes it’s me owen your sexy man 😼

by larzia December 21, 2023

Owen A. Wasif

It is proven by scientists that Owen A. Wasif is better than Macy baker in every way.

“I wouldn’t have bought my sister a ps5” - Macy “I know, I’m just better” - Owen A. Wasif

by trippin_ballz85 December 23, 2023

Owen Riley

Owen Riley is a really tall and tan guy. Hes hella funny and is always there as a shoulder to cry on. He hates seeing you when your upset and will ALWAYS go out of his way to help you. Owen Riley's usually have dark brown hair, with a hot middle part, he's usually got dark eyes that you could get lost in, and you'll usually spot him wearing glasses. But he definitely knows how to treat a girl, is a HOT kisser, and knows all the tricks.

"Owen Riley is one great kisser"

"Really?"
"Yea, its hot"

by uhidkkfr January 21, 2024

Owen rimel

Owen rimel is Jake’s boyfriend and loves jake very much he is very gay but he still has a place in his heart for Bella (perhaps platonic, perhaps not). He also loves eating carrots and dressing up as carrots.

“My name is Owen rimel and I love Jake and eating carrots”

by Infinitepizzafrfr January 24, 2024