Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.

Fuck Microsoft Teams

by Weeamiku March 04, 2022

Turnup team

The people you go to parties with but don't associate with regularly enough to call them friends. Usually used in the younger teen groups.

Hey me and the turnup team are going out tonight wanna come?

by BeautyBabe_bbyGurl June 11, 2016

Team Michael

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!

I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.

by foodboy96 July 19, 2020

team italy

one of the teams featured in the stan twitter war. (the superior team.) team france & brazil could NEVER.

i was on team france, then i switched to team italy because team france is a flop.

by hergng May 27, 2020

Going for the team

When a hoe is willing to fuck and suck everyone

I heard brittany was a hoe yea she going for the team

by Kingbakk88 December 22, 2016

team scumbag

Also known as “scumbags”a group or crew that look out and take care of one another. Mess with one you mess with all of them. They consider each other family. They don’t give a fuck about what other people think of them. Committed members have their logo tattooed. Common actions and interests are: racing , demolition derby‘s ,fast cars ,jacked up trucks , Mudding, Motorcycles, family quads ,tattoos ,fishing ,firearms hunting ,bars , parties ,drinking ,foul language ,putting each other through hell ,loyalty , and respect
to become a scumbag you have to know a scumbag And be voted upon

Not to be associated or confused with any other team scumbag or scumbags

Commonly seen with a skull and two crossed baseball bats on apparel

By order of the court a summons of team scumbag for the following offenses

• running a chop shop

• Indecent exposure
• public drunkenness

• Aggravated assault
• destruction of private property

• disturbing the peace

• Trespassing
• Assault with a deadly weapon
•. Breaking and entering
• Resisting arrest
• Grandtheft auto
• Arson

• Manufacturing and possessing machine guns
• Grandtheft
• Driving under the influence
• bribing a police officer

• assualt on a police officer

• Manufacturing and possessing explosives

• Reckless endangerment

• Public urination
• drinking , partying ,Offending everyone, smashing cars hitting bars and having one goddamn good fucking time ... most likely at your expense TEAM SCUMBAG!!!

by Granny’s flesh light March 17, 2018

team zector

Team Zector is probably one of the most gay clans out there. the most gay being the leader ahmed who sucks destly off all the time. but ooga the weirdest one scares everyone. once i heard a story of how he tickled markys toes and sucked them, from then on i never talked to him. They all also bum fortnite

did you hear that ninja joined team zector. he must be gay

by Destly April 18, 2020