Bop the one-eyed weasel

Verb: To Masturbate.

I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.

'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?

Oh, nothing.

by soggy waffle December 17, 2009

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Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

by JewishAftertaste May 30, 2018

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Bop the Top and Drop the Slop

"Masturbate and ejaculate." Humorous reference to male masturbation (and it's messy aftermath).

Man, no wonder Jimmy took so long in the shithouse. He had to bop the top and drop the slop.

by Frank Klaune May 29, 2004

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Pope Bop-N-Slop

The highest rung in the heirarchy of the sexual church. To achieve this coveted title, a man must, after reaching the level of Bishop Bop-A-Loppy, bang the bung of his loved one. After blowing a load in the pooper hole, he must clean it out with his own tongue.

Bow down. Here comes Pope Bop-N-Slop. We are not worthy.

by Simmah December 13, 2003

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Brush off Princess (BOP)

A friend who makes plans with you but then brushes you off last minite for a better friend or to wash his car. Describes George Mihas to a tee.

Sorry I didn't come for drinks last night but I started washing my car and then I decided to wax it. I guess we will have to make it another night. Sorry.. I guess i really am a brush off princess (BOP)

by GMGK July 28, 2009

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