Jam Pusher

The kind of person who makes several metric asstons of jam every year, turns up unannounced at your house with carrier bags of full jam-jars, then "accidentally" leave those bags at your house even though you've flatly refused any more bleedin' jam (which you had to do because all your cupboards are full of jam from them doing the same last year, and you couldn't even shift it on to anyone else because all *their* cupboards are full of jam).

Original coinage by Johnny Defective (Norwich, United Kingdom)
"I love seeing Auntie Doris, but she's a total jam pusher. I went to visit her once and when I got home I found a jar of raspberry marmalade in my handbag."
by Shinydan August 10, 2014
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Jam Locked

To Chill Meaning Jam out and the Locked stands for the area is locked by your crew and kno one can enter this domain.
by Crunk Bastard May 01, 2007
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Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.
Matt: “So in the threesome the other day I went to finger one of the girls and she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”
by Jeff_- December 13, 2020
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FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase
e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"
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Jiggy Jam

The way in which you shuffle your meat through the daily grind.
I'm javing a jazzy and jubilant Tuesday although it's filled with jalopys calling ruining my jiggy jam.
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cyber jam

When too much info us uploaded onto a server that it has to put some in a queue in order to relieve strain on the server.
Maybe i didn't get your text because i'm just so popular that i have like 50 messages waiting to get into my phone that they get into a cyber jam.
by coinroller December 28, 2007
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Jam Cupboard

When you fuck the shit out of a girl that is on her period
Did you know Harry did a little Jam Cupboard to Kadie
by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019
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