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christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)
Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”
by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021
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stunt date

a platonic friend, or a friend of a friend, who accompanies you to a party, function or event in the place of a boyfriend/girlfriend or real date.
Sue: "So who are you taking to the work Christmas party?"
Jane: "Heather offered to let me have her brother as a stunt date"
by NautiGirl February 12, 2008
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workday date

When you and your loved one skip out on work early to do something really cool....
Me and Ma'boo made a workday date to see a rehearsal of the Dance Theatre of Harlem.
by ZeAnonymousWordMaker May 4, 2016
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friendship dating

When a group of friends date each other's friends after they break up.
Tom and Breanne are dating and have friends, Paul and Stacy, who are also dating. Tom and Breanne break up as do Paul and Stacy. Paul dates Breanne and Tom dates Stacy.

This is friendship dating, it can go on for many months. It can also occur in very large groups of friends.
by Northwestern_Dicks December 17, 2014
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butt date

Two men going on a date to explore their gayness.
When the receiver gets grabbed by the defense before he even catches the ball, he yells "interference dude. I don't want to go on a butt date with you."
by Gernblanston77 January 14, 2018
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Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
by smoke muffin June 18, 2021
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Date with Jerome

When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable
I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome”
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
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