Penis Man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
by Slicedbapdrs January 17, 2020
Get the Penis Manmug. the male sex organ, has a shit life getting battered. please help urs by cutting it off and giving it to the Willy wonka factory, he will appreciate it.
Boy: ahahaahah mmmmm jizz better wipe that up. (wipes up) arggh my penis is eating my bum flufff - daim
by Rodger graham - December 10, 2010
Get the penismug. A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.
"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."
by unspokenAsianKid January 31, 2020
Get the Penis Manmug. A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.
Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017
Get the Gleenis Penismug. by LittleDaddyBigDick December 9, 2016
Get the mexican penismug. Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
by G.FRESH. October 10, 2016
Get the Trench Penismug. 