the male sex organ, has a shit life getting battered. please help urs by cutting it off and giving it to the Willy wonka factory, he will appreciate it.
Boy: ahahaahah mmmmm jizz better wipe that up. (wipes up) arggh my penis is eating my bum flufff - daim
by Rodger graham - December 09, 2010
by Camwood July 21, 2016
No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.
Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
by Itzkwann February 10, 2022
Penis Man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
by Slicedbapdrs January 17, 2020
A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.
"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."
by unspokenAsianKid February 01, 2020
A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.
Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
by M?th Is Fun June 14, 2017
by LittleDaddyBigDick December 09, 2016