halo noob

One who thinks they are 1337 because the play Halo. These people are wrong simply because Halo is one of the easiest games ever made and playing it does not make u a 1337 haxxor.

Check out that Halo noob!

Lol he sucks at life

by Wormsramongus October 17, 2007

christmas noob

(n) The person or persons who receive Modern Warfare 3 as a Christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.

MW3 Player 1: "What's that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?"
MW3 Player 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's a Christmas Noob."

by RetroRainbow December 31, 2011

noob cannon

In Counterstrike it is the auto shotgun, AW/M or AWP (especially in old versions of the game, where you don't have to aim even relatively close to someone to snipe them), it is toned down in newer versions. Even though the AWP is the best weapon in the game you can't ever use it or you will be branded a noob.

-=COPKILLA1=-: OMG that noob fuckin shot me with his noob cannon!!
-=COPKILLA2=-: wat a fuckn noob
-=SenorCAP-A-COP=-: i hate CS

by teh best evar January 12, 2004

noob soup

If someone is considered noob soup, they are the worst of the worst noobs. It is common for noob to be replaced with nub.

This level 3 troll is the worst noob around! Other noobs make him into noob soup, and eat him.

by Chase Hamilton October 2, 2007

Bus Noob

The kind of person who freaks out yelling "Back door!" at the bus driver because they can't figure out how to open the back door. Usually they assume they are trapped and begin to panic. This is caused by being incredibily stupid, or simply because they've never been on a bus before.

Passenger: Back door!
Driver: Press the yellow strip
Passenger: It's not working! Ahh!
Driver: Bus Noob.

by C-92 January 16, 2010

noobed out

To be exausted and overcome by recent events. Extremely tired and ready to go to bed.

Man, I got 3 hours of sleep last night, and I ran a marathon today. I'm just about noobed out for the day.

by halter-da-man February 13, 2005

noob detector

One or more qualities\traits of a person playing a video game that makes them a noob.Clan tags, armor effects/perks, armor/clothing, gamertag/playstation ID, weapons used, teabagging, kd ratio. Most of these pertain to Halo/COD since they are probably the two most played multiplayer series. Some people could have these traits/qualities but not be a noob, but these noob detectors still work on about 80% of people.

here are some noob detectors: clan tags: swag, pro, mlg awsm. armor abilities/perks: armor lock, jetpack, martyrdom, juggernaut. armor/clothing:eva(c), hayabusa. Weapons used: noobtubes, turrets, rockets. teabagging: teabagging itself is for noobs, but almost everyone does it so teabag for no reason=noob teabagging the winning team=super noob. teabagging losing team/assholes on your team that kill you= completely acceptable. kd ratio: If negative=noob if positive=not a noob

by ExplosiveSoap August 17, 2011