shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

fanum tax

to steal bits of food/to nibble on your friend's food

fanum tax came from the creator/streamer, fanum, where this "fanum" guy would "tax" other streamers by eating their food.

1: Im gonna fanum tax your burger!

by genalphaslangman November 24, 2023

Big head tax

The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)

Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..

by Shellie_G September 22, 2021

Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021

women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-

Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.

by georgiatrue January 22, 2020

fanum tax

when someone takes part of your food that you bought with your own money.

"YO WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FOOD"
"Remember the fanum tax🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😝😝😝"

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed

You got taxes bro

by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018