Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!

Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.

by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017

Mud cockroach

A more accurate description of shrimp.

Shrimp? They are bugs, gross little mud cockroaches

by dick soute December 24, 2018

Slut mud

Residue left on a mans tool after sliding out of the sluts butt

Fat wad was covered in slut mud after they fucked hard

by Nighto77 June 17, 2018

Pissin' mud

Getting poop packed in your piss hole from Anal sex, then pissing it out afterwards.

"After fuckin Sally in the ass last night, I was pissin' mud first thing this morning!"

by Butch1254 July 11, 2018

steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days

Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018

mud demon

Referring to take a massive shit

Hey sorry for the late reply man I was just unleashing a Mud Demon

by poonhound9921013 August 3, 2018

Mud Paddle

An abnormally large black penis

Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!

by The J-Mann August 15, 2018