I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically

Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010

I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

by MathPlus September 28, 2020

I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

I have more followers than you

A stupid “comeback” used by people mainly on tiktok or insta. don’t use it or else you are asking for someone to one up you

Acab emily: *says something stupid*
You: *proves acab emily wrong*
Acab emily: at least i have more followers than you luv 🥰
Another person: not more then me

by aqxa on yt April 11, 2022

Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009

i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..

"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"

by jana-banana January 12, 2009