pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.

girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?

by piquemonster July 10, 2017

money monster

someone who is really cool, rich and has lots of drip.

Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!

Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!

by bruhbutton420 August 18, 2019

Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

The Sea Monster

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.

woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!

by tigerwoods1967 July 13, 2010

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

tatter monsters

female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has

Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.

by JBreezy Gets Bitchez November 13, 2011

Chalk monster

Chalk monster. A derogatory term for albinos. A person may shorten the term to just “chalky”

“Hey look John, there’s a chalk monster”-Bob
“Wow you don’t often see chalky’s here”-John

by Ricky Genius October 15, 2021