slug monster

a girl that's different looking

Person 1: is she hot?
Person 2: well... she's unique looking...
Person 1: so... she's a slug monster?

by Crispy Coco April 8, 2008

fugle-monster

a person who is so ugly that they're bordering on non-human.

dude, have you seen that guy's new girlfriend?

yeah man, what a fugle-monster!

by junkboy45 December 27, 2010

monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

by madmanblake February 8, 2007

pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.

girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?

by piquemonster July 10, 2017

A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.

I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!

by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019

Wiggly Monster

When one dances in a way as to stir a shocked but overtly humoured reaction.

For example; Wow it looks like that guy was possessed by the wiggly monster!

He totally wigglyed on the d-floor last nite

Did you see that you tube clip of the guy dancing like the wiggly monster?

by Wiglette January 4, 2010

Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018