Must Masturbate March

An adaption of Destroy Dick Deember (it's obvious, what you have to do ;))

Must Masturbate March begins at 1 March lol

by Exfvvas November 4, 2018

Bologna and Masturbate Day

March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.

Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.

by Revenge Queen May 10, 2018

Pool jet masturbating

I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)

Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

masturbation, booze, and madonna

the 1990s version of "Sex, drugs, and rock n roll"

I was reading the book Reviving Ophelia and Gail, one of Mary Pipher's patients, said that the phrase "sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll" had been changed to "masturbation, booze, and Madonna". Wow.

by Karen Stickney November 11, 2008

telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

Naked Masturbation Session

A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.

Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.

by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019