March 29th

national cunt punch a thottie day...especially if its her birthday

March 29th is my favorite day. I get to hit a bitch

by urwelcomeliz October 15, 2019

March 14th

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

by Acornpupp June 22, 2021

March 28

sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you

hey sister!!
heyy its march 28

by sexdays March 26, 2021

Charlottesville March

A torch light march that took place on Saturday, August 12th, 2017. It was one of the most disgusting things you may have ever seen. It was a group of angry white people (or just plain Nazis) that are against everything human beings and America stands for. They cried out saying that white people were being attacked, that everyone else is anti-white. They said disgusting words and attacked innocent counter-protesters. They complained about something that's not even existent, and are giant brats that have been given everything what they wanted, but they are pissed about daddy not buying the right color car. This march was shameful, and disgraceful, and it is recommended you don't engage in similar activities.

"Hey, did you see the Charlottesville March?"
"Yeah. It was absolutely horrible,"
"Agreed,"

by againsthate August 12, 2017

March Hare

An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.

Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.

Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...

March Hare: Spoon.

Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1

by spoons'n'such March 19, 2010

28 march

National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.

"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.

by A Unknown Soul November 19, 2020

March 6th

The day when the gates of hell are opened and all evil is free to raom on earth for one day.

"Oh, fuck, it's March 6th tomorrow, I better get my water gun out."

by Jk's bunny teeth October 15, 2019