A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017
Get the Dirty Macgyver mug.One of the most eclectic, eccentric lyricist/ artists. If you've ever heard his music and couldn't truly appreciate it you're uncouth. If you've heard him and appreciated it then your blessed with vast and genuine taste. Good job.
I gotta maintain despite the amount of rain- Ace Mace
Girl, your love is worth more than any metal- Ace Mace
Girl, your love is worth more than any metal- Ace Mace
by 413rdA-M February 8, 2018
Get the ace mace mug.Related Words
When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.
man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me
man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me
man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace
by ToeName August 17, 2018
Get the cooter mace mug.A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.
Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!
Steve: "Yeah.."
Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!
Steve: "Yeah.."
Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019
Get the Poopy Macgyver mug.A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.
by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020
Get the Richard Macy mug.by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020
Get the John Macy mug.by Desire Deeds September 20, 2020
Get the dirty macgeyver mug.