army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”

Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.

by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018

Pot logic

The logic of a person who is under the influence of a "pot" (cannabis); What someone would say if a person did something stupid.
Their logic would be similar to a person who is buzzed or drunk.

Brian's pot logic made him think lighting a bottle rocket between his butt cheeks would be a great idea.

by sw33t_sm0ke July 1, 2018

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.

Come on dude quit using that JP logic!

by JP Logic September 6, 2018

hall logic

when one or more of the Hall family decides to start running their mouth in an attempt to insult, or win an arguement, but with incorrect, non-factual evidence and a combination of topics that aren't at all related.

There Joe goes with his "Hall Logic"... that dude never makes sense.

by mitry October 31, 2018

Pridgeon Logic

Fall asleep late, wake up the next day, sleep in every class you have that day, complain about the girl who broke ur heart, repeat

Luke: *Falls asleep in class*
Saad: Wake tf up jesus u have pridgeon logic

by pussydestroyer98385 December 6, 2018

Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.

Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019