Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

ray gay lay

a gay fucking bitch

ray gay lay is dead

by briells_wife February 22, 2022

lays

Bag of flavoured air.

dude 1: IM CHOKING
dude 2: i got lays dont worry
dude 1: thanks bro

by easasa July 26, 2022

Lay-them-low

To extinguish or excute any signs of life from a living creature cooly and without mercy.

If your dogs charge me or try to nip me agiain; I will lay-them-low... if I have to

by TropicTurkey August 14, 2025

Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 8, 2022

in lay

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.

Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.

by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011

clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 11, 2023