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Juan Carlos Bodoque

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024
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juan cordero

by heyimcold August 30, 2021
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Juan Domingo

Juan Domingo es cabraso
by Legpierna November 22, 2021
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Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022
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Juan

He suffers from dark moods but is also inclined to deal with it by being even more busy and distracted. They may be adamant to friends that they're fine but slip into morbid terrain in private. Remembers every insult ever said to him from the age of 5. Drowns away his problems in milk and music.
Juan: hay I have a question abou-
random guy: no-one cares Juaaaaaan!!
by naaaaun March 27, 2019
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juan reyes

Juan reyes is a beautiful lovely young gentlemen. He's nice and kind hearted. Juan reyes is dating Nevaeh.
Wow Juan Reyes is a hottie!
by thebestblack1111 April 21, 2023
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