Adjective. Man of high sophistication and the elegance of a stoic vassal. A man with a gaze that of sun rays; blindingly direct and potent in all variance of intent. A near perfect man whose enigmatic movements elicit curiosity in all lovers, all friends, and all adversaries.
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