Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto

I wish I was Jonathan

by bitchugay January 19, 2023

Jonathan

The worst thing + guy in the world

He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!

by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017

Jonathan

He is sooooo sexy he will take your bitch Jonathan Is 6’3 and he play sports also he have a big dick ladies get u a Jonathan

Jonathan is a sexy ass man

by Golden Girl-___- March 23, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.

Jonathan’s facial hair grows down to his ball fro.

by James coney March 18, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.

Jonathan is goofy

by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023

Jonathan

Call me one word he’s a fucking pussy eat pussy for Brett breakfast

Jonathan Advil

by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021