john owen

john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.
girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
by giselle<33 August 22, 2021
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John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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John deforeskin

Someone that has a small dick with a lot of skin.
My girl said her ex had a John deforeskin
by Michfromdap December 27, 2019
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John A. Kendall

A John A. Kendall is someone who is extremely awesome. Someone who oozes awesomeness and is always winning. Someone who is vastly skilled in the field of tattoo design, pencil drawing, painting and sculpture. Artist by day, and womanizer by night, a John A. Kendall really has it going on.
I finally got an A on this art paper, I really John A. Kendall'd the crap out of that, like a boss!

I am have 50 girls calling me tonight, just like John Kendall.
by editor11 December 11, 2011
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John Russel

He is a good type of a friend and the one that makes you think you wanna date him. His appearance may seem cold and distant, but as you get to know him, he is very clingy, caring, talkative, funny, and childish especially when no one's around. A type of a guy that tells his mom about you. He's a husband material. But also very toxic, inconsistent, and insensitive once you're in a relationship with him. You can spot his red flags during the talking stage. John Russel is hard to forget, he's too good in bed.
Please comeback to me, I still love u John Russel.
by C€LC€L January 20, 2022
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john dickenson

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.
Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023
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john frank

He is known well around the world. Is a Jewish leader who both exceeds the mortal and demi mortal realm.
by Eliphnul January 12, 2017
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