Jim

A man who will vacuum and do all the laundry while surrounding you with dogs.

A man who takes you fishing and camping.
A man who believes in inertia.

My best friend.
He’s just spending his Saturday Jimming around the house.

Will you just look at that smile on her face, she must belong to a Jim.
by Jim’sGirl328 February 15, 2020
mugGet the Jimmug.

Jim

Jim is a poepslaaf. The story behind the word poepslaaf is simple. Jim calls his girlfriend a poepslaaf (translated: poopslave), but today he got tamed by his girlfriend so now jim is the poepslaaf in the relationship. Jim is also a ‘kleine speler’
Hello, I’m jim, jim the poepslaaf/poopslave
by Ppppooooqqqq November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jimmug.

angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.
He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.
by AJ1000000 April 18, 2018
mugGet the angry jimmug.

Jim

Zyzz: we go Jim⚡️🔱💪
Cbum: we go Jim 💪💪
by Muscle guy with mustang October 26, 2022
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Jim Clanker Laws

Similar to Jim Crow laws, these laws enforce segregation between humans and robots/AI.
We need Jim Clanker laws, and we need them now! I don't want my kids sharing a classroom with a clanker!
by JohnALiberal October 3, 2025
mugGet the Jim Clanker Lawsmug.

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016
mugGet the screwin the slim jimmug.

jim

a sexy beast who deserves all the chicks and chickens
jim the sexy beast
by tommyg663 June 15, 2021
mugGet the jimmug.

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