Theory of Jacob

One can not; one shall.

-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.

-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.

by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011

Jacob Black

simp

no example needed. Jacob Black is a simp

by TalTimes May 12, 2020

Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.

"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"

by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017

Jacob Bishop

Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D

WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop

by NoodIesoups June 20, 2022

elana and jacob

Never gonna happen

Bitch never gonna happen elana and Jacob

by Suck iiiiittyt August 22, 2017

jacob hall

A fucked up kid who does crack usually on tuesdays, Also electric lettuce, Like honestly bro the kids brutally a fucked yo child please lord help him

hey jacob hall

hey!

fuck you bitch cunt

by ALA AKABAR July 31, 2018

Jacob Guy

Greasy nonce

Did you see that jacob guy the other day

by BIGDIXFLEX October 2, 2018